Philip Jacob

Crazy Indeed

· Philip Jacob

Does this seem like it was written in 1999?

“Over the past few months all the folks at Left Right Marketing Technology, Inc. have been preparing tirelessly for October 1, 2004 and now we are ready to take on the world,” noted Chairman Rock Newman.


“Soon will be your destination to purchase everything from ‘a Rolls Royce to roller skates’ in the way that best suites you, the consumer.”

Ok, just stop before you embarass yourselves any further.

In 6 months, they’ll be taking on the world from their lofty perch on Ebituaries.