Philip Jacob

The Michealangelo Code [sic]

· Philip Jacob

You see, this is why I love Ubersite. I know of no other site on the web where I can read stuff like this:

The drive through central Paris was uneventful, taking him past the Arc De Triomphe, Eiffel Tower and Champs Elysees, Chamonix ski resort and the Nice coastline. This was fairly redundant, as the Big European Cultural Icon was in fact next door to his hotel, but it’d make a great montage when the movie came out.

The rest is just as funny.